vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I work in a very serious lab doing very serious science but I brought up Naruto today and my boss made this sign

this is the only ban I’ve ever understood and accepted

patrickat:

mendes-holland:

acapelladitty:

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

Phil Collins gets a lot of shit but the man has never half-assed anything in his creative career.

namira:

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

recentgooglesearches:

how to determine the gender of my nipples

okayysophia:

gutsrighteye:

stop rebooting shit and hire actually talented screenwriters, directors, photographers, and artists for original ideas. no one wants to see the same shit recycled over and over again. enough romanticizing the past, fuck nostalgia. pay people to make new and interesting shit, damn. what are these people afraid of? actually entertaining people?

Thank you!!!!!!

transpunkspacejunk:

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.